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-] Jaakan [-   : Aug  6 20:18:01 2019: IDEA: Aardvark (kobold1): spoon(6926)
                 should be a weapon
-] Jaakan [-   : oh rly?
-] Aardvark [- : you could hit people with a spoon
-] Jaakan [-   : You could also with a sausage
-] Jaakan [-   : I'm not about to declare sausages weapons
-] Aardvark [- : spoon would do more damage
-] Jaakan [-   : And what, pray, sort of weapon is a spoon?
-] Aardvark [- : what are the options?
-] Jaakan [-   : staff, spear, club, dagger, sword, whip, axe, or bow?
-] Jaakan [-   : My point precisely
-] Aardvark [- : likely staff
-] Jaakan [-   : A spoon is not a staff! I don't stir my tea with a staff
-] Aardvark [- : depends how long a spoon it is
-] Jaakan [-   : I am not making another weapon type: cutlery
-] Jaakan [-   : My point is that staffs don't have a spoon head on the end
-] Jaakan [-   : In case you want a bit of soup while you're fighting
-] Jaakan [-   : So in summary, a spoon is not a weapon, which is why you never
                 hear of vicious spoon attacks
-] Aardvark [- : what about the Sheriff of Nottingham cutting people's hearts
                 out with a spoon?
-] Jaakan [-   : says who?
-] Aardvark [- : the book of faces does [refers to Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
                 clip]
-] Aardvark [- : so perhaps it's also a dagger
-] Aardvark [- : as well as a staff
-] Jaakan [-   : He is emphasizing the infeasibility of it by mentioning it
-] Aardvark [- : is this branch a staff?
-] Jaakan [-   : Ok, you're changing the parameters of the discussion
-] Aardvark [- : I was just curious if it is
-] Jaakan [-   : Wb, Lel, we are having a philosophical discussion about spoons
                 as weapons, you may scroll back if you wish
-] Aardvark [- : I guess my argument is you should be able to wield anything as
                 a weapon (like a sausage), but it be almost entirely
                 ineffective
-] Jaakan [-   : Hm.
-] Jaakan [-   : I can't go through all the objects deciding how suitable they
                 are as a weapon! That would take ages!
-] Aardvark [- : Aardvark hits you ineffectually with the bread roll!
-] Jaakan [-   : Now you're being silly ;)
-] Jaakan [-   : so, your idea is declined, after discussion
-] Jaakan [-   : *uses red highlighter*
-] Aardvark [- : now you'll need to clean your monitor!
-] Jaakan [-   : it's your fault.  And it's permanent marker